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Eurythmics VS The White Stripes

—Sweet Dreams are Made of Seven Nation Army

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stoneandbloodandwater:

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

if only Lucifer had his theme song this would be it

omfg

This is actually my favourite thing ever. I just want to listen on repeat and watch that GIF for the rest of eternity.

(Source: skeppsbrott-archive, via somuchforniceguys)

I want #childtrafficking in chocolate to end. #Mondelez when will you make a #traffikfreetoblerone? #STOPTHETRAFFIK http://thndr.it/1hfk2wb

I want #childtrafficking in chocolate to end. #Mondelez when will you make a #traffikfreetoblerone? #STOPTHETRAFFIK http://thndr.it/1hfk2wb

Thiiissssss cuuuuunnntt #PatTheDog #bestmate #qt #partyanimal #k9swag πŸ•πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

Thiiissssss cuuuuunnntt #PatTheDog #bestmate #qt #partyanimal #k9swag πŸ•πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

B^iiiiiiitch! I have no idea what even, but this is great #dubboqac #reminismass #smoko #partycentral #yolo #cat #mattmahony2012 (at Yowie Bay)

B^iiiiiiitch! I have no idea what even, but this is great #dubboqac #reminismass #smoko #partycentral #yolo #cat #mattmahony2012 (at Yowie Bay)

Mmmmmm, yeah @brent_hogg #jew #cat #mattmahony2012

Mmmmmm, yeah @brent_hogg #jew #cat #mattmahony2012

Want some fresh spring-water bro? @himichaelchang #narce! #yolo #hashtag #cat #mattmahony2012 #redrabbit

Want some fresh spring-water bro? @himichaelchang #narce! #yolo #hashtag #cat #mattmahony2012 #redrabbit

Killing it - Stacker win number mother fucking six #iamagod

Killing it - Stacker win number mother fucking six #iamagod

It’s smart-arses like the guy who did this that end up running countries #winning #fuckthepolice #cat #sneakycamera #success

It’s smart-arses like the guy who did this that end up running countries #winning #fuckthepolice #cat #sneakycamera #success

I often wonder what she thinks… if she feels jealousy, or anger, or love… or if she’s just a cat, incapable of emotion, and then more than anything else - I wonder which existence I would rather πŸ˜” #cat #fuckmybrain #mattmahony2012 #whatislife  (Taken with Instagram at My squishy rectangle of unhelpful thoughts)

I often wonder what she thinks… if she feels jealousy, or anger, or love… or if she’s just a cat, incapable of emotion, and then more than anything else - I wonder which existence I would rather πŸ˜” #cat #fuckmybrain #mattmahony2012 #whatislife (Taken with Instagram at My squishy rectangle of unhelpful thoughts)